Words and Illustration by B.E. Sabin | September 20, 2024
Preface: Heads Up!
Baseball Island is a fictitious island off the coast of Nowhere Land. I must repeat, Baseball Island is not a real place, so please don’t attempt to find it because, I promise you, you won’t find anything. This is not meant to be a warning, but it kind of is. I was given the facts of this story (and many others) along with a heavy book containing everything one could ever want or need to know about Baseball Island. The book was written by a man who is now, possibly, weighted down at the bottom of National Ocean. However, National Ocean is, of course, not a real ocean because all of this is completely fake. So, don’t read on unless you want to be hunted down by bad people, interrogated, and possibly tortured in an attempt to find out what you know concerning Baseball Island. But none of this is real, right, so there is nothing to worry about. No reason to stop reading, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I think Wade’s Lumberyard would fit perfectly next to the Leaning Tree and adjacent to Cobb’s place.